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2017-10-01 15:39:23

sometimes i'll sketch headshots of people and then stick them on a needle so as to stab them. it was always funny to me. no real reason behind it other than to have a good laugh

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Post Posted: 2017-10-12 08:41:13  
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2017-10-01 15:39:23

Iโ€™m perfect.
I have no weird habits that come to mind.

- wait, thereโ€™s one. I canโ€™t eat a meal at home without watching Netflix or Hulu.

Have you watched The Handmaid's Tale?
 
Post Posted: 2017-10-12 08:42:29  
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I've been known to carry around my own bottle of hot sauce.

I'll check to see that the oven is off a good 3-5 times before leaving the house.

do you have childhood trauma from a home burning down?
 
Post Posted: 2017-10-12 11:28:53  
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Watching someone whoop their own ass.... LOL
 
Post Posted: 2017-10-12 11:45:16  
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2017-10-01 15:39:23

I've been known to carry around my own bottle of hot sauce.

I'll check to see that the oven is off a good 3-5 times before leaving the house.

2017-10-12 08:42:29

do you have childhood trauma from a home burning down?

I actually don't. Well, not to me personally. But regular nightly news videos of homes burning down, leaving folks homeless/dead have always gotten to me I guess.
 
Post Posted: 2017-10-12 11:46:01  
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I masturbate on my stomach ๐Ÿ˜‚



 
Post Posted: 2017-10-12 11:51:32  
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I masturbate on my stomach ๐Ÿ˜‚

please demonstrate.

do you mean your nut lands on your stomach?
 
Post Posted: 2017-10-12 11:52:28  
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I like BBQ sauce in my scrambled eggs.
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Post Posted: 2017-10-12 11:58:36  
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2017-10-01 15:39:23

I masturbate on my stomach ๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-10-12 11:51:32

please demonstrate.

do you mean your nut lands on your stomach?

๐Ÿ˜‚ itโ€™s pretty much me lying on my stomach with my hands tucked snuggly around my dick and humping it or sometimes I use a flashlight to act as an anus or vagina
 
Post Posted: 2017-10-12 12:03:32  
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2017-10-01 15:39:23

I masturbate on my stomach ๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-10-12 11:51:32

please demonstrate.

do you mean your nut lands on your stomach?

2017-10-12 11:58:36

๐Ÿ˜‚ itโ€™s pretty much me lying on my stomach with my hands tucked snuggly around my dick and humping it or sometimes I use a flashlight to act as an anus or vagina

I hope you mean fleshlight.
so you are a top?
 
Post Posted: 2017-10-12 12:45:23  
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2017-10-01 15:39:23

I masturbate on my stomach ๐Ÿ˜‚

Laughing i barely masturbate anymore as i'm baptized and pro nofap but i did it that way as well and that was my favorite way to do it. well actually i hump my mattress not my hand. i find the sensation is best, especially the smoothness of the sheet and my full body weight falling on it. while at it i would have my used underwear on my pillow and my face in it on my pillow thinking about a man with pussy and my tongue in his ass and my nose in his pussy just staring at and smelling his pussy. a MAN'S pussy in my mind smells like his ass times two mixed with his balls times one.

with every "in" of my tongue along with inhale of his scent, i would hump inward in sync as if my tongue and inhaling is what's giving me sensation until i cum. i wish that sex was actually like that getting sensation via tongue and also from sniffing. nut just from sniffing up a niggas scent. i have both a very wild and very weird sexual mind and do crazy things trying to simulate it.



 
Post Posted: 2017-10-12 12:55:12  
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2017-10-01 15:39:23

I like BBQ sauce in my scrambled eggs.

That doesnโ€™t seem weird...lol
On my cheat days when I have french fries I have em with BBQ sauce instead of ketchup ๐Ÿ˜‰
 
Post Posted: 2017-10-12 12:56:11  
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2017-10-01 15:39:23

This maybe some OCD thing have going on but it's weird to most. I can't go to sleep unless the dish towel is positioned just so on the kitchen sink. I've tried to do it but just can't...lol ๐Ÿ˜”

2017-10-02 13:24:27

Lol! It's cool. I just admitted to liking the smell of my own d*ck. Lol! A dish towel doesn't seem that back.

Laughing
 
Post Posted: 2017-10-12 13:15:43  
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2017-10-01 15:39:23

I like BBQ sauce in my scrambled eggs.

2017-10-12 12:55:12

That doesnโ€™t seem weird...lol
On my cheat days when I have french fries I have em with BBQ sauce instead of ketchup ๐Ÿ˜‰

on nom nom nom... I'm fond of the sweet and sour sauce myself. Very Happy
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Post Posted: 2017-10-12 13:29:32  
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2017-10-01 15:39:23

I like BBQ sauce in my scrambled eggs.

2017-10-12 12:55:12

That doesnโ€™t seem weird...lol
On my cheat days when I have french fries I have em with BBQ sauce instead of ketchup ๐Ÿ˜‰

2017-10-12 13:15:43

on nom nom nom... I'm fond of the sweet and sour sauce myself. Very Happy

๐Ÿ˜ฎ With French fries or nah?
If so Iโ€™ve never tried that and I do like sweet and sour sauce.
 
Post Posted: 2017-10-12 13:34:03  
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2017-10-01 15:39:23

I like BBQ sauce in my scrambled eggs.

2017-10-12 12:55:12

That doesnโ€™t seem weird...lol
On my cheat days when I have french fries I have em with BBQ sauce instead of ketchup ๐Ÿ˜‰

2017-10-12 13:15:43

on nom nom nom... I'm fond of the sweet and sour sauce myself. Very Happy

2017-10-12 13:29:32

๐Ÿ˜ฎ With French fries or nah?
If so Iโ€™ve never tried that and I do like sweet and sour sauce.

Yessss with the Friesssss.
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Post Posted: 2017-10-12 13:41:42  
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2017-10-01 15:39:23

I like BBQ sauce in my scrambled eggs.

2017-10-12 12:55:12

That doesnโ€™t seem weird...lol
On my cheat days when I have french fries I have em with BBQ sauce instead of ketchup ๐Ÿ˜‰

2017-10-12 13:15:43

on nom nom nom... I'm fond of the sweet and sour sauce myself. Very Happy

2017-10-12 13:29:32

๐Ÿ˜ฎ With French fries or nah?
If so Iโ€™ve never tried that and I do like sweet and sour sauce.

2017-10-12 13:34:03

Yessss with the Friesssss.

Ahh ok...Iโ€™m gonna try it tomorrow and let you know if I like it or not ๐Ÿ™‚
 
Post Posted: 2017-10-12 14:15:04  
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2017-10-01 15:39:23

I masturbate on my stomach ๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-10-12 11:51:32

please demonstrate.

do you mean your nut lands on your stomach?

2017-10-12 11:58:36

๐Ÿ˜‚ itโ€™s pretty much me lying on my stomach with my hands tucked snuggly around my dick and humping it or sometimes I use a flashlight to act as an anus or vagina

2017-10-12 12:03:32

I hope you mean fleshlight.
so you are a top?

Lmao yes fleshlight ๐Ÿ˜‚ damn autocorrect and yes Iโ€™m a Top
 
Post Posted: 2017-10-12 14:16:48  
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2017-10-01 15:39:23

I masturbate on my stomach ๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-10-12 12:45:23

Laughing i barely masturbate anymore as i'm baptized and pro nofap but i did it that way as well and that was my favorite way to do it. well actually i hump my mattress not my hand. i find the sensation is best, especially the smoothness of the sheet and my full body weight falling on it. while at it i would have my used underwear on my pillow and my face in it on my pillow thinking about a man with pussy and my tongue in his ass and my nose in his pussy just staring at and smelling his pussy. a MAN'S pussy in my mind smells like his ass times two mixed with his balls times one.

with every "in" of my tongue along with inhale of his scent, i would hump inward in sync as if my tongue and inhaling is what's giving me sensation until i cum. i wish that sex was actually like that getting sensation via tongue and also from sniffing. nut just from sniffing up a niggas scent. i have both a very wild and very weird sexual mind and do crazy things trying to simulate it.

Yes your mind isnโ€™t very vivid! Laughing

Iโ€™m trying to stop masturbating that way though or at least do it like that but with a fleshlight
 
Post Posted: 2017-10-12 14:32:18  
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2017-10-01 15:39:23

I masturbate on my stomach ๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-10-12 11:51:32

please demonstrate.

do you mean your nut lands on your stomach?

2017-10-12 11:58:36

๐Ÿ˜‚ itโ€™s pretty much me lying on my stomach with my hands tucked snuggly around my dick and humping it or sometimes I use a flashlight to act as an anus or vagina

2017-10-12 12:03:32

I hope you mean fleshlight.
so you are a top?

2017-10-12 14:15:04

Lmao yes fleshlight ๐Ÿ˜‚ damn autocorrect and yes Iโ€™m a Top

 
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2017-10-01 15:39:23

I masturbate on my stomach ๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-10-12 11:51:32

please demonstrate.

do you mean your nut lands on your stomach?

2017-10-12 11:58:36

๐Ÿ˜‚ itโ€™s pretty much me lying on my stomach with my hands tucked snuggly around my dick and humping it or sometimes I use a flashlight to act as an anus or vagina

2017-10-12 12:03:32

I hope you mean fleshlight.
so you are a top?

2017-10-12 14:15:04

Lmao yes fleshlight ๐Ÿ˜‚ damn autocorrect and yes Iโ€™m a Top

2017-10-12 14:32:18

Laughing

Iโ€™ve tried to bottom twice before and it was too painful. And both guys werenโ€™t even that large. Hell Iโ€™d say they were 6 inches Laughing

I do imagine getting fucked by attractive masculine guys but until a top can numb my bootyhole enough to bottom Iโ€™ll stick to bubble butts ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‚
 
Post Posted: 2017-10-12 15:08:10  
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2017-10-01 15:39:23

I masturbate on my stomach ๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-10-12 11:51:32

please demonstrate.

do you mean your nut lands on your stomach?

2017-10-12 11:58:36

๐Ÿ˜‚ itโ€™s pretty much me lying on my stomach with my hands tucked snuggly around my dick and humping it or sometimes I use a flashlight to act as an anus or vagina

2017-10-12 12:03:32

I hope you mean fleshlight.
so you are a top?

2017-10-12 14:15:04

Lmao yes fleshlight ๐Ÿ˜‚ damn autocorrect and yes Iโ€™m a Top

2017-10-12 14:32:18

2017-10-12 15:03:12

Laughing

Iโ€™ve tried to bottom twice before and it was too painful. And both guys werenโ€™t even that large. Hell Iโ€™d say they were 6 inches Laughing

I do imagine getting fucked by attractive masculine guys but until a top can numb my bootyhole enough to bottom Iโ€™ll stick to bubble butts ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‚

lol I hear you. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
 
Post Posted: 2017-10-12 15:12:25  
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2017-10-01 15:39:23

One of my nutts is larger than the other.

2017-10-01 18:46:42

Isnt everymans? LMAO

My left nutt was 10x larger than my right nutt after my bike accident.

They took an ultrasound, and said it was just fluid that had accumulated as a result of the trauma.

I have been on a masturbation marathon for the last two years to get rid of the fluid.

 
Post Posted: 2017-10-12 19:29:13  
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2017-10-01 15:39:23

I masturbate on my stomach ๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-10-12 11:51:32

please demonstrate.

do you mean your nut lands on your stomach?

2017-10-12 11:58:36

๐Ÿ˜‚ itโ€™s pretty much me lying on my stomach with my hands tucked snuggly around my dick and humping it or sometimes I use a flashlight to act as an anus or vagina

2017-10-12 12:03:32

I hope you mean fleshlight.
so you are a top?

2017-10-12 14:15:04

Lmao yes fleshlight ๐Ÿ˜‚ damn autocorrect and yes Iโ€™m a Top

2017-10-12 14:32:18

2017-10-12 15:03:12

Laughing

Iโ€™ve tried to bottom twice before and it was too painful. And both guys werenโ€™t even that large. Hell Iโ€™d say they were 6 inches Laughing

I do imagine getting fucked by attractive masculine guys but until a top can numb my bootyhole enough to bottom Iโ€™ll stick to bubble butts ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‚

You have to practice masturbating the booty hole with your finger(s) getting it primed and ready to fuck a masculine sexy daddy with a pretty dick first before you can even begin to take a good dick, Bruh! Try fucking with an older more experienced dude who's patient and knows how to break a good tight booty hole in real good. Let him lick it, tongue it, rub it gently all lubed up exciting the bussy before he gently and steadily slides the hard dick up in there and let it simmer a bit. While he's doing that, play with his ass, chest, nipples and tongue him down including the nipples and help him guide the dick in places of your bussy that you feel most comfortable. You will be riding his dick with you on top like a real champ making him want to bust big phatties and get him sprung because he really thought that he turned you out! LOL!

***in my Ruth Westheimer voice

 
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2017-10-01 15:39:23

One of my nutts is larger than the other.

2017-10-01 18:46:42

Isnt everymans? LMAO

2017-10-12 15:12:25

My left nutt was 10x larger than my right nutt after my bike accident.

They took an ultrasound, and said it was just fluid that had accumulated as a result of the trauma.

I have been on a masturbation marathon for the last two years to get rid of the fluid.

Any video of you jacking off?
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