Besides the obvious...dick....ass.. body....etc....
Wet baby hairs on a man....yess I know it's strange....but it turns me on when a man with baby hairs on his body...steps out the shower....with these baby hairs LAYING flat on his body....LIKE A FRESH PERM.....or a relaxer lmao.....slicked down like the side burns of bad bitch....you know how those trendy females slick down their side burns and edges with gels....YEP...that LOOK....that shit on a man after stepping out the shower is mad hot to me bro....no lie.....
Now this....yall might vomit and toot your nose...BUT....the voice of an older SOUTHERN black man......probably from Georgia or Texas....between his late 40s and 60s....they have this tone in their voice....I can't describe that shit.....especially if he has a little rasp and grit in his voice.....Kinda like that UNCLE BENS RICE voice lmao.....but not quite like uncle bens.....uncle bens has that COMMERCIAL southern black man voice....naw....I'm talking about that raw southern OLDER black man voice....slightly country....but more of a sophiscated country southern accent....that bougie country accent....Have yall seen Denzel Washington in American Gangsta.....yess kinda like that mixed with LUSCIOUS LION with a hint of uncle bens.......Like a RICH OLDER SOUTHERN BLACK man.....old money....old school....southern...from texas....THAT VOICE does things to me.....I swear....It's like listening to milk.....it's like listening to a god....and they speak slow yet intense...slow poison...like a real O.G....the kind that drives a fully loaded long wheel base 2016 ESCALADE....fully loaded....lmao
Any dude mowing a lawn shirtless....not those mexican lawn service types (NO SHADE TO MEXICANS).....like a homeowner mowing his lawn shirtless...drenched in sweat.....in some khaki shorts....Or some FUCK ME basketball shorts......it's not necessarily the cuteness of his face.....it's his body drenched in sweat.....working hard....putting in work....and if his shorts are soaked with sweat REAL GOOD, you might get some eggplant/ass cheek 4D printage action going on.....on yess....it's like SOFT PORN.....and if he's super sexy....and he gets too hot and he decides to pour ice cold water on his face and chest......MMM MMM MMM......
When my shirt rubs against my nipples in an aggressive manner.
What turns me on? Oh there are many many things I can list but for the sake of thread I'll list the three you asked for.
1. Shirtless hot men doing yard work: I had to agree with you on this one. So many memories of young jocks mowing lawns on the weekends when I was growing up. Being a closeted horny teen was a nightmare.
2. Men in form fitting dress slacks: I see mostly (white)straight men during the lunch hour showing off those coveted cakes. But every blue moon I see a masculine black guy rocking them too. Drives me crazy.
3. Unisex scents: A masculine man who has on a Unisex lotion or cologne drives me insane. I can't say why, but a clean non offensive scent on a man gets me everytime.
Cologne used to be one of my turn ons....but after owning 30 bottles and damn near owning every brand and over 30 free small bottle samples....and using them every day....(I'm actually wearing Versace eau fraiche. Just got to work)....like everyday....and being able to clock what scent other men have on....YES I CAN CLOCK A FRAGRANCE from miles away...which lowkey pisses off dudes when I tell them whta scent they have on lmao.......AT THIS POINT, Cologne doesn't move me anymore....lol.....
What I appreciate is a guy wearing a scent that matches his personality....that's when his fragrance becomes sexy to me....cuz some dudes don't have the personality to pull off certain scents and it comes off a pretentious....or trying too hard..or not knowing what he's doing......like body chemistry reactions.....
So yeah...at this point I have an analytical view of cologne on men....and women....I can tell alot about a person by the kind of cologne they wear...
One cheap scent I absolutely love smelling on men....American Eagle Real.....Yes...BOND No9 and Chanel Allure are cute but I think I'd date a guy wearing A.E. Real before Bond....and surprising every dude I've dated got A.E real as a gift and they all loved it..and wore it....Now me personally, I won't were Real but I love smelling it on men....I'm more of the YSL l'homme and Bvlgari types...LMAO....
Especially when it is someone who looks weak, but can lift something that looks twice their size.
Now if somebody the size of Wiz Khalifa lifts a fridge with one hand I am running. If he gets mad at me, he will backhand me into another dimension.
I saw a guy let 2 people piggyback ride him at the same time in college and I got so turned on. Of course me being me, I acted like I did not want to join in. ugh. I need to cut that mess out. He does not know this and never will, especially as he was intent on bedding me.
This guy whispered some freaky stuff to me last week and oh my gosh....I still hear that ish in my ear when I get aroused...I believe that I am sprung haha The thing is, if I saw it on paper I would get annoyed, but the WAY he said it...has me rethinking what I like and dislike :/ I do not like this paradigm shift stuff.
I have a fear of driving, so insisting to drive me somewhere, is pretty nice. But I almost always refuse. If I do accept a ride from someone, I insist on paying them cash for gas. If they refuse that, I get them a giftcard to a gas station.
Especially driving fast and we do not die. That is such a rush. When we get to our destination and that wild mischievous smirk. YES! I would also LOVE for somebody to tell me to hop on to their motorcycle with them. MARRY ME NOW! The bumps...as we are nudged closer to each other..the speed....wind molesting every part of my body...my body is ready for all of that.
26 days ago
All that mouth on you and you are scared to drive? Smh....